The Life of a Duck
How could a duck ever be lame?
They lead such adventurous lives
But in comparison to mine, quite tame…
No ducks chase other ducks with knives
Though lame, they experience no fears
I guess that’s one good thing about being a duck
No lame duck movie ever premiers
With no title star that sucks
What am I saying? Ducks aren’t lame!
They can float like boats and fly
My life is more exciting than a duck’s I claim?
Who am I to say why?
Oh wait. A lame duck is not a duck at all
A politician before the end of his term?
All the change that’s made is small
When next in line is already confirmed
I will attest that politics are lame
I will not disagree
But don’t bring ducks into this game
Then you will deal with me